If You're a Woman Walking Pretty—You May Win!

There's a song about a pretty woman-walking down the street, and another song about poetry in motion. And let us not forget about the song about the girl walking on the beach in a place called Ipanema. So what's all the singing about? What has so captured the imagination of poets, musicians and artists for thousands of years? A woman walking a beautiful walk! It's one of the most aesthetic actions imaginable.

In our contest, it doesn't matter if your face is pretty or not, since it's the beautiful walk we care about. Maybe you'll win great prizes if you thrill our judges with the beautiful walk of a walking woman-you. But win or not, you'll still get a neat opportunity to inspire the world with the beauty you give to the simple act of a woman walking.

Large backside? All the better! The more action, the more curves, the more jiggle, the more lively it looks and liveliness puts a big smile on our judges' faces! Make sure that you wear the right duds to give your walk the best chance of winning, and if you're not sure what looks best, get photographed moving in a variety of speeds, outfits, and wiggles.

Everyone has a video camera these days. Get a friend to start shooting your pulchritude-no, that ain't a naughty word! Face is irrelevant, but such qualities as a thin waist, larger than average backside, irresistable quivers, wiggles, and shakes may get you a great prize. But even if you don't win one of our prizes, you'll get a chance to have your email next to your clip so that directors, casting directors, publishers, producers, photographers, model agents, and even some fancy restaurants can offer you jobs. (Why restaurants? Think about it-what makes people hungrier than the beautiful walk of a woman walking, whether she is a waitress or the hostess that seats people!) Or you may even get marriage proposals just for entering your clips! Hope to be hearing from you!